This bill was given to President Moolie Cow. When he saw it, he said, "my word; wow!" "Send to me the owner of this expensive trip." Now, Moolie was too mad, biting his lower lip. "Stealer Fox, get in here; don't make me scream!" "You took Air Force One to buy some ice cream." "Yes sir; I had a taste for some peanut butter." "This Outhouse Peanut Butter makes me utter." "Stealer, this $200,000 trip was much too hasty." "What will I tell the tax payers? You need one tasty." "You knew better cause you are head of the bureau." "Taking my plane across the ocean to a chateau." "Why did you bring me that nasty green broccoli?" "After your running around in Itlay and Argoli." "This is not going to hurt my election at Outhouse River." "However, the thought of this makes me mad and shiver." "Stealer, you know; I am known to be cheap." "Anything I and the First Lady buy is in a heap." "From now on, let me make myself very clear." "You will never do this to me again for fear." "Read my big cow lips; do you need a translator?" "Do this again, you will need a crutch and a ventilator." "You will be in the unemployment line with a can." "Cause you and everyone else know; I am the Man." Copyright (C) 1996 Marva L. Dowdin
Reason for writing:
Moolie Cow is the President of the United States and is
running for relection. He can't afford any mistakes from
his cabinet members. This is one of many poems about
the President and other elected officials which are in
my poetry books. "A smile is worth a million."
Marva L. Dowdin
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