"My name is Victor Le Roach." "At Roachville High; I'm the coach." "I teach my team to run the ball." "Making secret calls down the hall." "During the evening, I will have a coctail." "Then slide happily down your handrail." "I will call players from your receptable." "And run next door to Outhouse Tabernacle." "Montana Le Roach is my main quarterback." "I order him to make plays in your shack." "For practice, we run plays on your salad." "Play scrimmage games on grandma's doodad." "I recruit my players from your paper package." "Or anything loose with holes like luggage." "My big players are in demand and abundant." "You will find us in any store or restaurant." "There is no need to go to buy hardware." "I will just continue to run on your flatware." "Having full use of your house gives us pleasure." "Leftovers and cookie crumbs we mostly treasure." "While you are away, we will have a big blast." "Bringing in more players for our movie cast." "What we hate most is your hot incinerator." "Most of all, we hate a nasty roach impersonator." "So, continue to do your thing on your holiday." "And we will do our thing like making a long play." Copyright (C) 1996 Marva L. Dowdin
Reason for writing:
Does this sound familiar to you? As a roach is seen on
your kitchen counter running a play. This is one of many
poems that are written from my twenty-eight hundred poem
titles for my poerty books. Some are true and some are
pure fantasy. I hope that you are enjoying them.
Marva L. Dowdin
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