In a public place, they will make this sound. Showing no manners, it is very loud and profound. Belchers think that they are getting some exercise. Stretching their long crooked knotted necks lenghtwise. Often times, a loud obnoxious belch will backfire. Abruptly causing you to run and change your attire. Another listener will think that you are not intelligent. While another chronic belcher will scream, "magnificent!" At a crowed concert, belchers want to badly connect. One said, "I have been practicing to make mine correct." Belchers hate it when they are seen as a solem spectator. They would rather be the show-off and the administrator. To a belcher, standing in a tight elevator shows class. They prefer those with metal walls or enclosed in glass. Their audience will frown or ignore them taking a nap. A wife might become offended kicking him in the kneecap. Belchers will show their expertise at a family barbecue. Sometimes teaming up with other belchers right on cue. Mary became so mad that she threw a big gravy ladle. Vickie's husband, Larry was hit with an electric staple. Mary's husband, Joe did a stunt that was acrobatic. While Vickie's husband took a dive that was aquatic. Linda's husband, Tony took a scenic trip to an exotic province. Mine will never again belch, because of his permanent wince. It would be better to keep your loud belch to yourself. Or try placing your elongated knotted neck on your shelf. Copyright (C) 1996 Marva L. Dowdin
Reason for writing:
One more thing that men do to irritate us women in public.
This is another poem included in my poerty books for pure
enjoyment and fun. Just one title from twenty-eight hundred
poem titles written for my poetry books. I hope that you
are enjoying them.
Marva L. Dowdin
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