Fried Eggs and Cantaloupes

by Michael Dowdin - Not entered

Some women have fried eggs which are flat.
You can easily mistake them for a place mat.

While others have cantaloupes that are round.
Whenever men see them, they become astound.

Some have little ones the size of a gum drop.
Most women were lucky, because they were overdevelop.

Those women who were blessed become very hoggish.
Turning their pointed noses, making them snobbish.

When I saw mine, I cried and became hysterical.
My genes were held in contempt for a felony technical.

I realized at an early age, that mine would stay fried.
So, I brought large padded bras; my size, I often cried.

I am content with my fried eggs being a feather weight.
Hoping with modern technology to become a heavy weight.

Copyright  (C)  1995  Marva L. Dowdin  

  

Reason for writing:

    I am sure many women feel as I do about their size. It is
something that we can either cry over or laugh about. I
hope the later. This is one on many from my collection of
many poems from my poetry books. Marva L. Dowdin    

Birth sign: Not entered
Date created: 1996-10-11 23:33:11
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:39:03
Poem ID: 45782

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