My work schedule today was hetic and very full. I had a feeling that, this day would not be dull. I had fixed myself a fully loaded cold sandwich. It was something close to a three foot manwich. On the side, I had a large bag of potato chips. I also had peanuts, cookies, mints, and hot dips. This was only about half, what I normally have for lunch. Today, I will have only a small amount of food to munch. Then, I had the urge and went to the ladies resstroom. On the way back, I had made a spill and had to get a broom. But to my surprise, everything was gone, including my soup. Whereas my computer had disappeared and flew the coup. All my food was gone; not a single crumb was in sight. I searched and searched hard with all my might. I even had a very large cold bubbly soda to drink. I couldn't believe, what I was about to think. My computer had eaten my food, including my fries. When I find that mega byte rat, I don't want any lies. I became mad and put out an a.p.b., called 911, and security. When I buy another computer, I will never leave my lunch for surety. After she was wanted and on the run for over a year. My computer dialed me up and said, "I'm so sorry dear." Copyright (C) 1995 Marva L. Dowdin
Reason for writing:
Computers can't be trusted. This is one of many from my
poetry book, 'When It's OK To Be Crazy!' One funny poem
from twenty-eight hundred rpoem titles form which my books
are written. "A smile is worth a million!" Marva L. Dowdin
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