Scotty! Beam me up!

by Elijah - Not entered

I used to wake each morning.
Go straight to my dresser drawer.
Light myself a cigarette.
One of those that are against the law.

But I never got anywhere,
by using stuff like that.
All I became was paranoid,
and the munchies made me fat.

Then I turned to alcohol.
Starting knocking back the beer.
But I got done for driving when drunk.
Now I cycle everywhere.

It was then I discovered television.
It showed me the way sure enough.
So now when I want to escape this world.
I just say......"Scotty! Beam me up!!

Reason for writing:

    It's just hard to get back at times.    

Birth sign: Not entered
Date created: 1996-11-06 02:36:30
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:39:06
Poem ID: 45965

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