This year will be a joyous one on the Hill. Cause I am the Man; my name is Bad Bill. Presents were sent out to all the military. Carefully selected by my wife, Hiliary. Our daughter, Chelsie got some braces. Socks was given a sweater from Maces. Not to forget our gardner and hired help. Who were given seaweed and green kelp. Members of Congress were given a check book. Some of them gave me a strange or dirty look. I just love and admire my Air Force One pilot. So, I gave him something silk and dark violet. It was hard to buy for my famous FBI director. I finally bought him the latest radar detector. For those who work for the health department. Buying something cheap was my only intent. While in Beckley, I saw some chicken feet. Hanging on a key chain, they were really neat. What did I buy my lovely and beautiful wife? Scratched plates and a John Wayne Bobbit knife. Of course, not to use on me; I have been real good. Staying home, running the country like I should. Especially this year, I have been a good old boy. Reading books and playing with my giggling toy. I have a big surprise for everyone this year. I am going to get an earring for my left ear. So that I can wink at Hiliary sitting on my stool. Then everyone will think that I am real cool. We can go for a drive and have a secret date. I am so glad that she is my friend and life long mate. Copyright (C) 1996 Marva L. Dowdin
Reason for writing:
This is a happy season for the President, the First Lady, and the rest
of the family. As they shop for their hired help and Congress, who
needed a calculator to balance their check books. This poem is
from my Christmas collection. "Have a Merry Christmas."
Marva L. Dowdin
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