The Big Man Store

by Michael Dowdin - Not entered

In the big men's department, a boy
became stuck in an overall.
He did not hear his screaming
mother, when she would call.

He said, "look at the size of
these large pants!"
"They are huge! We are the
size of small ants!"

His worried mother went for
help to the nearest clerk.
The clerk seemed unconcerned; 
what a lousy jerk.

So, the boy made a loud noise,
like a loud screech.
I said, "are you ok? Have you
lost you speech?"

Through the big bloomer section,
we ran at full speed.
Customers must have throught
we were a strange breed.

This had to come to a close,
as we did our last dart.
When our mothers caught us
and placed us in a hand cart.

His mother said, "why are you
acting so flippant?"
My mad mother said, "come
here, you; this instant!"

Copyright (C) 1995 Marva L. Dowdin

Reason for writing:

    This poem is about a couple of boys running around in the 
big men's department havig fun. This is from my book, "When
It's Ok To Be Crazy!"  Marva L. Dowdin

    

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Date created: 1997-01-08 05:10:04
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:39:15
Poem ID: 46408

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