"Why did you put spam in my computer?" "Did it come from a guy named McGruter?" "To you, this is a new thing or growing art." "Trying to make someone think you are smart." "What you have done is clogged its pores." "Thinking that you have increased your scores." "While adding to your criminal sinister profile." "My computer must be added to my woodpile." "It doesn't like this kind of cold lunch meat." "However, you forced it to regularly eat." "You net spammers forgot how to be civil." "Forgetting how to use a number two pencil." "Your shenanigans causes me a lot of pain." "Also others who have received your chain." "Our computers suffers from here to Bagdad,." "Mexico, Japan, England, India, and Trinidad." "It makes no difference if you live in a shack." "Or a mansion, teepee, hut, or a smoke stack." "Your main purpose is to do incredible damage." "All because your mama made you eat cabbage." "Then you tried to make your tired brain sharp." "By filling my computer with swarms of carp." "And shooting it with a bow and an arrow." "While you sing tunes of a robin or sparrow." "You continue to send me and others spam." "Thinking that my computer liked cold ham." "However, I would prefer that you be good." "Which is impossible, if you only could." "But one day, you will find yourself in jail." "Because your spamming, you failed to curtail." "Then you will have plenty of cold lunch meat." "Along with pinto beans for your daily treat." "Why did you put spam in my computer?" "Did it come from a girl named Mary Putter?" "Next time, find yourself another occupation." "So you won't find yourself in this situation." Copyright (C) 1997 Marva L. Dowdin
Reason for writing:
To those out there who have nothing else to do. Hoping that this will change your mind turning you to a
new occupation. Marva L. Dowdin
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