I can't believe I sucked you dry You enjoyed it and didn't question why Musta been cuz you were sleeping. I can't stop; take them away! But no, I must have 'em again today! I certainly do have a problem. Must I give and give and ask and get none? Wait, I'll give you more now cuz I'm not done... I give more knowing I never receive. OK, I'll admit I have an addiction-- To chocolate and sex and I'll state my conviction Here it is, plain as day, so please listen. Give it to me now Don't you dare ask me how You know what I'm talking about And in your mind if you should ever doubt That I want it just ask me And you will soon see That it is intercourse I truly desire It's been proven I never quite tire Of giving and getting that activity And you know I'll give you no pity If you should happen to have a headache-- That is the oldest excuse, for God's sake! And oh, by the way, foreplay would be nice Slam bam thank you ma'am won't suffice.
Reason for writing:
Not enough sex from the ol' hubby.
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