Fe-ina Gordeensky

by Chaos The Decil - Not entered

Listen up to what I gotta say
I got an important message for the U.S.A.
You gotta look out,you gotta beware
For the public enemy called Fe-ina Gordeensky
To those of you who don't really know 
I know you ask yourselves
What the hell is a Fe-ina Gordeenski?
Well,here it goes-

A Fe-ina Gordeensky is a really fat girl
With an ugly face that'll wanna make you hurl
She's full of lies,full of deceit
she blocks the sun till there is no more heat
A Fe-ina Gordeensky loves to search
For healthy men who would warm her pearch
She'll hunt you down
like a chocolate pound
& hope you return some love 
like her constant grubb
She'll try to be a mack
with her cellulite sack
& try to convince you
to be her lover

That's where it starts
Just say no
& if you just say no
then I told you so
Becareful, If you go on the web
she'll lie to your screen
& tell you she's lean
showing you a picture of model Christine
when in fact,she's Shamu
she she can be macsot for Pizza Hut
with an earthquake causing big ass butt
& of this lard, there is no escape
beacuse in every town there's a Fe-ina Gordeensky
so if you're slim,if you're strong
to her face,give her a gong
& hope she's gone
Because Fe-ina Gordeensky don't play around
Let me tell you who's a Fe-ina Gordeensky - 

Christina,she's a Fe-ina Gordeensky
Jackie,She's a Fe-ina Gordeensky
her little sister,she's a Fe-ina Gordeensky
Julie,she's a Fe-ina Gordeensky
Julio's niece,she's a Fe-ina Gordeensky
Kaylin,she's a Fe-ina Gordeensky
Alex,she's a Fe-ina Gordeensky
As I'm out this whilaatch,
I wave the byrd to all Fe-ina Gordeenskies

Reason for writing:

    Looking around and seeing many friends get played by the
lies of these wannabe diva hoes. Stick to real life and meet
live beautiful women with the abs. Mack only with those you
would wanna mack with. As my homie,Loco once told me when I was
a tad bit over weight to motivate me into my present toned
state, "Abs-See,Longas-Nooo...!"    

Birth sign: Not entered
Date created: 1997-02-24 11:37:36
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:39:19
Poem ID: 46665

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