Here's a true that must be told It started way back in history With a chunky girl who was really,really horny She goes by the name of Horny Skeesa Known to all the pervs as a real man pleesa She came from a home where her parents were strict Her moms, a housewife Her pops, 5.0 Little did they know that she was a ho Her objective in life was to be a nurse Never really thought her situation could get worse Now listen closely to this next verse Playin' on the web was her source of fun was too fat and ugly to enjot the sun every logon, she met a guy trying to see if one was fly Finally one day she hit the jackpot at a web party where cool peeps wouldn't be caught She flirted with the whose name was Jackov Straight from Moscow with the peez-da flow swore he was the shit cause his pockets were phat bumped his Snoop Dogg with his backwards hat After a few drinks, Skeesa and Jacov got physical like Olivia To know the results, there is no trivia Skeesa was greedy and she dug for gold Materialistic wealth made her seem very bold 2 months went by and they were doin' it well S&M, 69's, B.J.'s, just ragin' hell Tired of being a Trojan Man Jackov got the pill for horny Skeesa to take Unlike all she eats like greasy biscuits and cake One day horny skeesa forgot to take her pill guess she got played like Jack played Jill Fainted with surprise and came her falling demise Skeesa got pregnant at the age of 19 finished were her days of being a sex machine Jackov ran away and left the scene Didn't wanna take on his responsibilitee Now Skeesa's all alone with no one to bone Cause she was too lazy to get her body in tone Her friends and family now think she's wack Will she ever be able to afford another Big Mac Attack? It seemed she only boned for material wealth All she really did was add cholesterol to her health It's too bad that Horny Skeesa has lost Just for goods and sex, she payed a very big cost
Reason for writing:
A true story from Little Havana (1996). Learn from Horny
Skeesa's mistakes. Thinking you are an undestructible nympho
will not protect you from the inevitable. Pills are weak.
Use condoms and diaphrams if you really don't want to be
called big momma or big daddy or in Skeesa's case - Chunky Mom.
Pinche Gorda enana puta.
Birth sign: Not entered
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