Of all the roommates in the world Why is mine a bitch? Short & fat,she laughs like a witch I remember when she was a friend A helping hand she would always lend Now it seems that she's a foe A true slob who loves to be a ho While I work,all she does is play And at the end of the month,she has no rent to pay She hates to clean her room With all that mess,I wonder how her boyfriend gives her the boom? She won't even clean one dish If only Alaadin would give me a wish So I can turn her into a chunky cat fish Her parents think she is so flawless It's too bad they suspect no hornyness At night when I go to sleep In the next room,I here the chants of "deep,deep!" Like TLC,all they do is creep Their relationship is so fake I bet they'll even end up on Ricki Lake With a topic like condomless nymphos Or runaway fathers She'll ditch class So David'll stroke her ass She'll even runoff to Dallas to be broken off Her nasty cellulite makes me more than cough When I go to the gym I invite her to work out But all she really does is complain & pout I swear she eats like a pig eatin' cookies & grease is her gig How the hell does one chuck down 10 greasy biscuits? Just wait till she appears with Richard Simmons She'll be puttin' on the ritz I'm glad it's only college,cause I know I can leave To be free from "Lazy" and not even greve
Reason for writing:
My damn roomate has made me think of the Univ. of Texas
as a hell hole. God I hate her. I hope she gets real fat
and explodes when she reads this. The same goes to all other
roomates around the world. Thank you Chaos for the inspiration.
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