Why lick when you could suck Why screw instead of fuck Why nudge when you could kick Why have snot that you can't pick Why dislike when you could hate Be aggressive, it is your fate Why make a mistake, when you could sin Don't play the game if you can't win Why have a dick when you can't undress Come in your pants; just make a mess Why have a dog that you can't unleash Have a degree, so why not teach Why be hesitant instead of a wuss Don't bump, give 'em a push Why give half an ass if you can do it all Be more than brave--have some balls Why injure if you could kill Do more than peek to get your thrill Why use your hand when you've got a hole Not general direction; a definite goal Why pet when you could stroke Why have a penny if you could be broke Why measure your enormous girth When you could be reading this obnoxious verse.
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Jenny A.
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