There once was a trapper named Bell, whose tale is heartbreaking to tell. One day in the woods, he went to take a crap, and got his balls caught in a large steel trap. But to his dismay this wasn't his worst pain, that came when he reached the end of his chain.
Reason for writing:
Just thought someone might get a chuckle out of it.
Birth sign: Cancer
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