Well, Peter Pan and me go way back I helped him fight Captain Hook Helped him run his show And helped him write his book His sitcom starts next Tuesday It'll be on from seven to eight About how Peter Pan Started Watergate You see 'cause after killing Hook And when Wendy went away Peter Pan got lonely And came over here to stay Seeing the new world made Peter Pan Grow up thrice as fast He took in all the bad things And forgot about his past Then one day while on the street Guess who he saw passing by Sweet Wendy from Neverland She started to cry She screamed, You little bastard! You used to be so cool, But now you've gone and grown up And you're nothing but a fool! Well Peter Pan got angry Said, You've grown up to Well she said she hadn't Then she cursed, Fuck you! She stormed off, running fast Leaving him behind Well, he didn't think of her again She never crossed his mind Well Tinkerbell came to see him Change him she would try But blind Peter Pan Swatted her down like a fly Now guess what happened to Captain Hook The crooked little man He escaped the crocodile Now he's a savior of our land Cause Dr. Hook was smarter He learned from the crocodile So I guess that the hook he got Was all worth while Well Peter Pan's now a politician And the worst you can find 'Cause he lost everything he ever had When he put his past behind
Reason for writing:
MY friend wrote a poem involving peter man, so i did too.
If i can find his, i'll put it up also
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