1. One night when I was drunk,
I decided to take a dunk,
in a bowl of green jello,
and oh a poor fellow,
had to pull me out,
i had jello all about,
some ended up in my bladder,
and i felt a little gladder,
cause now i see,
i cannot be,
any dumber,
than some lumber,
and at the place,
i got jello on his face,
he cried & cried,
until it dried.
then he pissed,
on his fist,
and he had a cat,
and it was fat,
and he had a cow,
and a sow,
and he died,
when the jello cried,
(oh my dear! I got it all mixed up)
and he cried,
when the jello died!
(better?)
And the is how I had trouble getting to solo salow,
cause I ran into a big fat COW!!
Reason for writing:
The cat in the hat!
If you look closly it's in the shape of the grinch in a cat in the hat's hat!
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