Here are a few humerous poems: There once was a fish from a bay Who loved to swim all day His swimming soon stopped When he heard the gun cock And the poor fish got blown away! -------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a bird with no wings Who'd only dream of things Such as being in the sky Being able to fly But all the poor bird could do was sing! ------------------------------------------------------------------- I once saw a tree with two eyes Who watched me as I walked by This annoyed me so So I wanted him to know And I went over there and punched him in the eye! ------------------------------------------------------------------- I once went fishing in a lake Which was a big mistake Because just as I wished I caught a big fish But soon found out it was fake! I hope you enjoyed these and found them somewhat funny. Have a nice day!
Reason for writing:
FUN!
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