Diehard Carnivore

by Victorine - Gemini

There is nothing you could do,
to make me fall in love with tofu,
because I believe what meat is for,
someone like me, a diehard carnivore.

I'm not the type who would enjoy,
granola, raisins, figs, and soy,
gotta have a nice, juicy, piece of meat,
can't imagine a better treat.

A burger so hot that it can sizzle,
mustard and mayonnaise I will drizzle,
I must admit I'm very fond,
of New York strip and filet mignon.

Go on and drink your natural nectar,
I'll slug down a Dr. Pepper,
not all the tofu pie you could make,
could take the place of a juicy steak.

You can groan and gasp in horror,
at me the diehard carnivore,
you'll say your soy kabob is a winner,
but I'll beef, it's whats for dinner!

Reason for writing:

    The cheeseburger I had for dinner    

Birth sign: Gemini
Date created: 1999-08-28 00:38:19
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:41:20
Poem ID: 53193

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