THE REMOTE , THE REMOTE, OH WHERE CAN IT BE? IF I DON'T FIND THE REMOTE I CAN'T WATCH T.V. HOW CAN I CANNEL SURF IF IT'S NOT IN MY HAND ? IT GIVE ME ALL THE POWER I DEMAND. I THINK MY WIFE HAS TAKEN IT, I THINK I'LL THROW AN AWFUL FIT. IF SHE DOESN'T GIVE IT BACK TO ME , AN EX-WIFE OF MINE SHE'S GOING TO BE. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE MY WIFE, BUT WITHOUT MY REMOTE I HAVE KNOW LIFE. I NEED IT , I MUST HAVE IT, IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE, JUST TO HOLD IT IN MY HAND IS A FEELING SO DEVINE. LIKE EVERY MAN ALL OVER THIS LAND, WE LOVE TO FEEL IT IN OUR HAND. IF WE EVER LOSE THIS DEVICE, OUR DEMENOR IS NOT VERY NICE. THE REMOTE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US , IF WE LOOSE IT WE START TO CUS. EVERY MANS THE SAME AS ME, WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY. TO MEN THE REMOTE IS NOT JUST A TOY , IN OUR LIVES IT BRINGS US JOY . WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT THE WIFE , BUT TO LOOSE THE REMOTE WOULD END OUR LIFE. SO , YOU SEE THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE , WITHOUT THE REMOTE , OUR HANDS WILL SHAKE. WE HAVE SOMETIMES BEEN KNOWN TO CRY , BECAUSE WITHOUT THE REMOTE WE WOULD SIMPLY DIE.
Reason for writing:
MY HUSBAND.
Birth sign: Virgo
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