I am a whiny bitch look at me! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I whine all the time 'bout standing in lines! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I bitch to you and I bitch to me! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I comment on your poetry! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I tell you it sucks ,but I'm just a fool! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I bitch about the weather,the weather ,the weather! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I am a whiny little guy who bitches all the time! Watch me as I bitch right now... WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! (insert whiny noises of your own liking) I sit on my soapbox and tell you your wrong. I'm just a loser,I hate tuna!I bitch and whine all of the time! You can see it in my face when I'm about to whine. I sit right there and stare until I start crying. I can't take things like an adult,but it's not all my fault. 'cause my parents were whiny little fucks too,and they made me eat tuna. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH! BITCH MOAN GROAN COMPLAINING! yadda yadda yadda yo! I'm just asking for some one to maim me!
Reason for writing:
I like to analyze myself as if I was someone else.
If I was a whiner and someone else looked at me this is what they would see.
Some one whined about my poetry,too.
Birth sign: Leo
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