Eeee…you just can’t beat a cup of tea. It knocks the spots off black coffee. It’s so refreshing and hits the spot, Tastes much nicer than coffee slop. But when you visit a foreign shore, They seem to think that teas a chore. You get fancy bags with funny scents, That smell like flowers for fifty pence. I can’t drink that! It looks like pee! Tastes nothing like my monkey tea. So if your brew is tea, not slop! When on holiday, just stick to pop.
Reason for writing:
I don't like coffee
Birth sign: Taurus
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