I like a good strong pint of ale. Not fizzy lager all yellow and pale. I like funny names that make you think. And when you fart they really stink. Old Peculiar & Black Sheep Ale, Speckled Hen & Hobgoblins Nail. Scrummy beer that tastes unique, Not bloody lager… pisslike and weak.
Reason for writing:
real ale tastes sooooooo much better than lager
Birth sign: Taurus
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