I Spilled Coffee on Mr. Spocks' Shoe

by J and J - Cancer

so, as i was saying
i was young at the time, indecent
indifferent and clearly illogical
when i spilled coffee on mr. Spock's shoes.

oh his pointy little ears pricked up
and i thought he almost grinned
my how he looked like the grinch
as he layed me low
with tht goddamn neck pinch.

but now, back in space and slowed in time
a beautiful girl in my bed
i smile and jeer at senor spock
ha hahahaha
twitch

Birth sign: Cancer
Date created: 2000-03-27 03:27:38
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:41:58
Poem ID: 55263

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