I Hate SOME Women Sometimes Grrrrr

by percy Albertross - Taurus

I Hate SOME Women Sometimes

The way they winge, 
The way they whine,
The way they never arrive on time.
The way they snake,
The way they take,
The way they always want their cake.
The way they tar us all the same,
“Men from anywhere are all the same.”
I hate some women sometimes.
Their cheap and nasty putrid scents, 
That smell like flowers for 50 cents,
Their liposuction, 
Their collagen lips,
Their 20 pound freak show tits.
The money that’s spent is such a disgrace,
$10000 to lift your face.
I hate the way they make a hint,
To spend more money when you’re already skint.
 I hate some women sometimes.
The way they moan about having no clothes,
When their walk-in wardrobe over flows.
They gripe about our clothes with grime,
Well someone’s gotta work sometime!
They never content with a man that’s right,
They always want this “shinning knight”.
They’re never happy with what they’ve got,
They’re always there to take a shot.
I hate some women sometimes.
They gossip, waffle and spout hot air.
Who’s feelings are hurt they just don’t care. 
The way they rumor about their friends,
Yet when they see them the gossip ends.
The way they think it’s really neat,
To talk till 4am instead of sleep.
Granted not all women are the same,
SOME ARE EVEN MORE OF A PAIN!

Reason for writing:

    It pisses me off that women tar all men with the same shitty brush.
Yes I accept that some of them are total bastards.
But not all.The same can be said for women, some are leeches only out for what they can get.But not all of them.Most women are wonderful and genuine.    

Birth sign: Taurus
Date created: 2000-04-25 08:19:00
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:42:06
Poem ID: 55698

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