Take Me SHOPPING

by Person needing assistance - Aquarius

Will you take me out to play?
I want to go and shop today?
I'll bat my eyes,
do whatever you say,
anything to get my way.

I'm still wearing clothes from last fall,
will you take me to the mall?
You got cash, check or credit card?
I want to feel like a super star,
as I drift back and forth from store to store,
grabbing shoes, and dresses galore,
I need some bags, purses, and colors for spring,
you got enough for a diamond earrings?

I don't care if my closet's full,
I need a new swimsuit to lounge by the pool,
I smell the acrylic's wonderful lure,
I think I'll have a pedicure.
and a facial, even paint my lips,
some wild false nails for my finger tips,
Your wallet is open, so I think I'll loot,
and buy the 2500 dollar suit.
I think you'll like it,
you'll say "I'm cute",
I'll have my hair colored,
"Psst. you can see my roots!"

I want to hop, plop, bop, and shop,
all the way, until I drop,
say I'm crazy, and I'll defend,
It's okay to "spend spend spend!"

I need to be in DKNY, 
so I can look so cool and fly,
Just drop the cash onto my lap,
so I can run into The Gap.
Do you like me?
I can tell,
can we go to Bloomingdale's?

Take me shopping,
and I say "Weeeeee!" as I flee,
screaming all the way,
with joy and glee!

Reason for writing:

    I was a really selfish kid at one time. 
    

Birth sign: Aquarius
Date created: 2000-05-11 21:26:48
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:42:12
Poem ID: 56003

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