it's him

by antwan fields - Aries

one day i thought that i was lucky 
so i went to the house of my friend connie
but this would turn out to be a bad move 
cause instead it was her twin bonnie

so though i thought that i was going to get 
somebody who was going home with me when i did
last time she was british even though she spoke yiddish
and said "it'll cost you ten quid"

so then you'd think by now i'd have learned my lesson
but im sitting here, and to you im confessin'
that im horny as a goat, resting in a moat
and i hid from my friends on a glass-bottomed boat

so anyway, back to connie or bonnie
who never told me bout her boyfriend ronnie
i don't know, which one it was
but if you thought i asked, ya gotta be crazy, cuz

she sat next to me on the couch 
with her things on the table in a pouch
twenty minutes after i took off my coat 
we were there with the others tongue down our throat

so here i am thinking here it come
when she took out the wrigley gum
that should have told me of the coming trouble
cause connie chewed the super bubble

so then there comes, a knock on the door
i was so stunned i fell on the floor
"who is that? your brother tim??"
"no, baby. baby, its him!!"

him, him who?
i yelled into my shoe
my friend ronnie 
who's supposed to be with bonnie 

so ronnie comes flying into the room
and i could sense my impending doom
 he looked at me then he looked at "connie"
then said "what the hell are you doing with bonnie??"

now i know better than to mess around 
with another man's girl when he's out of town
so as he started toward me with death in his eye
i said "oh,fuck! now im going to die

he hit me with a poweful fraction
the nest day i woke up in traction
i hurt all over, but managed to sigh
i might be broken, but at least i didn't die!!

Birth sign: Aries
Date created: 2000-07-06 18:03:10
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:42:28
Poem ID: 56798

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