one day i thought that i was lucky so i went to the house of my friend connie but this would turn out to be a bad move cause instead it was her twin bonnie so though i thought that i was going to get somebody who was going home with me when i did last time she was british even though she spoke yiddish and said "it'll cost you ten quid" so then you'd think by now i'd have learned my lesson but im sitting here, and to you im confessin' that im horny as a goat, resting in a moat and i hid from my friends on a glass-bottomed boat so anyway, back to connie or bonnie who never told me bout her boyfriend ronnie i don't know, which one it was but if you thought i asked, ya gotta be crazy, cuz she sat next to me on the couch with her things on the table in a pouch twenty minutes after i took off my coat we were there with the others tongue down our throat so here i am thinking here it come when she took out the wrigley gum that should have told me of the coming trouble cause connie chewed the super bubble so then there comes, a knock on the door i was so stunned i fell on the floor "who is that? your brother tim??" "no, baby. baby, its him!!" him, him who? i yelled into my shoe my friend ronnie who's supposed to be with bonnie so ronnie comes flying into the room and i could sense my impending doom he looked at me then he looked at "connie" then said "what the hell are you doing with bonnie??" now i know better than to mess around with another man's girl when he's out of town so as he started toward me with death in his eye i said "oh,fuck! now im going to die he hit me with a poweful fraction the nest day i woke up in traction i hurt all over, but managed to sigh i might be broken, but at least i didn't die!!Birth sign: Aries
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