The Slob's Prayer

by Elva Buckley - Aquarius

THE SLOB'S PRAYER

 

Pardon me for slurping,

belching, burping,

my dirty nails, greasy hair,

cheesy smelly feet;

sweaty hands, loud farts,

public scratching private parts,

pardon me for beery breath

and spitting in the street.


Please forgive my lewdness,

rudeness, crudeness,

my mucky-f***ky fumble

over page three of the "Sun".

My tendency to drip

and forgetfulness of zip

when I stagger from the gents

with my flies undone.


I’m sorry for my leering,

jeering, sneering,

getting drunk, puking up

and pissing in the bed.

Get me out of this state,

please reincarnate

next time let me be 

a woman instead.

 

Birth sign: Aquarius
Date created: 2000-07-23 11:37:37
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:42:31
Poem ID: 56984

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