A man's girlfriend

by Gary Iveson - Aquarius

The way to a man's heart
is through the gut that holds him
keeps his fat, produces his acid, accommodates his hairs

The way to man's house
is by buying a map from the newsagent
they sell stamps, cold drinks and can be a pit stop for
local gossip

The way to a man's girlfriend
is through the back gate when he's at work
she goes fast, is probably premisucious and does tricks

The way to a man's happiness
is nothing I can give advice on
each man has his own agenda and minutes are taken
with shorthand.
Easier to go through his stomach

Reason for writing:

    I heard the saying "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach". I just thought I would add to that with 3 verses of silly observation and poignant opinion    

Birth sign: Aquarius
Date created: 2000-07-26 15:14:06
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:42:32
Poem ID: 57024

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