PLEASE READ: A Satirical Poem

by Page Turner - Capricorn

Please - please read my poems.
Leave comments to no end.
However, don't critque them -
Just leave <i>praise,</i> my friends.

You see: 

I need attention badly.
I must constantly be assured.
"You're the greatest poet I've ever met!"
I long to hear those words.

Now:

If you <i>do</i> critique my poetry,
I'll respond in rapid defense.
This's a place of applause - not honesty.
The latter just doesn't make sense.

So:

I thought I might as well say it.
Because - without the "please read" -
You might happen to open the poem,
And never know how to proceed.

Now:

I believe this is completely necessary;
I <i>never</i> write for me - just for <i>you!</i>
To write for oneself is so selfish.
And without your wonderful, precious, constant, undying, unconditional appeasing -

I don't know what I'd do.

Reason for writing:

    If a poem were so important to me that I wanted EVERYONE to read it, I would never cheapen it with the words "please read." It's desperate and completely tasteless in my opinion. So, I just had to get that off my chest. Regardless of the controversy it might stir up. Hope you enjoyed it.    

Birth sign: Capricorn
Date created: 2000-08-18 10:01:04
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:42:37
Poem ID: 57327

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