Mr. Hello

by Phil Yarborough - Aquarius

Hey there, he says, what's my name
What's the time and what's the year
Is this the land on which I started my time
Or the unfamiliar sands of my past life 
Come to take me back, and show me my tracks.

His hand strokes his messed up head
His eyes roll, then focus on me
His Chesher smile spreads on his pointed face
He knows I'll smirk as he carries on his speech.

Look, I've been a sleep for 29 years,
And I still haven't woke yet
It's cool man, I'm sorted out
I'm Mr. Hello and I'm a good friend of yours
I'm so greetable, I'm just so glad to see you
I'll approach you, and you'll greet me,
You'll greet me because I'm Mr. Hello.

I've hidden in a plant pot,
I've eaten from your head
Your thoughts, they tasted so nice
I came back for seconds, but all was out.
My house is big, my pockets are full
My teeth shine as I smile and stop
Nod my head and say hello.

I spoke to a man the other day
His tongue so strong
It could twist sold metal words.
I spoke to him, he listened to every word,
Casing the joint, running up schemes,
Making mental notes in the back of his mind
Waiting for the final word, he's still waiting.
waiting for me to say hello, I'm Mr. Hello,
Goodbye.
Birth sign: Aquarius
Date created: 2000-09-24 06:18:06
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:42:45
Poem ID: 57702

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