God, if you get me out of this.....

by derek garner - Virgo

hey pal.
i know we don't talk that much
anymore.
what with your constant responsibilities,
and my homework, job and social life.
but, i was wondering if you could do me a favor?
me and ******** have been going strong
for about three months
(and and I know what your policy
on premarital sex is)
and we love each other but,
could you please not make her pregnant?
I got so much going for me, i mean
I just got into **** on a football scholarship
and my dad ( and her dad) would kick my 
you know what!
I promise, if you make this happen
I'll be up in there every sunday singing
your name the loudest,
and we won't ever have sex again,
and i'll talk to you every day
and twice on sunday.
I need this one this time
can you help a brotha out?
-excerpts from a 17-

Reason for writing:

    anytime something goes bad people pray.
this is just what a conversation might sound
like from someone you might know.    

Birth sign: Virgo
Date created: 2000-10-04 15:17:11
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:42:50
Poem ID: 57830

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