What We Really Did in Israel Would you do it on a plane? If it's Tower Air, you must be insane How about in Tel Aviv? Make it quick, we're about to leave At the Davidka we are to stay And we do it a lot cause we get no play When we're at the Western Wall We're not praying cause we're in the stall The first Shabbat was really cool If you're still in you are a fool At Tzfat we watched the candles drip Just like a giant mushroom tip The Sabra Show was really fun Those still in have a very loaded gun At JCC Day we saw all our friends I pray to G-d it never bends The Diaspora Museum was a bore We couldn't finish and got all sore Mifgashim sucked in Kiryat Gat But in Yochenan they did it a lot Joey finally decided to get out At 3:00 am we all heard a shout At the beach we all had fun Until the Israelis took out their guns At the Triangles here we are Surprisingly some have made it this far The Jordan River was a blast So we didn't want to do it too fast Will does it every day Especially when Lauren is away The Canada Center was really cold To do it on the ice would be extremely bold If you went to the club that night You got out of the contest without a fight During the free weekend many played with their noodles And they can't wait to eat Grandma's stroodle The Jeep ride was really bumpy If you get dehydrated it gets clumpy Survival day was rather chilly Under my blanket I played with my Willie I wanted to do it under the sea It would be better if someone would do it for me Repelling down the 75 feet Made me want to beat my meat If you can do it on a camel Congratulations! You can do it on any mammal Staying up late in the Bedouin Tent Finger check for a certain scent Boker-Tov! At 3:30 am we go It's way too early for the juices to flow Usually only the tough survive But in the Dead Sea you don't want it to come alive Ahava factory made Jason beam Because he bought a case of hand cream We're sorry we have to hit the road But before we go we're going to shoot our very last Israeli load You think everyone has already erupted But Canaan, Brian, and Andrew have not been corrupted When you're having fun time really flies This poem was brought to you by 2 horny guys. By: Jewboy And Masturbation Sensation
Reason for writing:
i had fun that summer doing what guys do best. oh, and a shout out to my co-author, the masturbating sensation.
Birth sign: Taurus
You need to log in to edit this poem if it is yours.
View more poems by jewboy.