i am a barber but i dont cut hair instead i spread crisco from ear to ear i am careful so have no fear if i wasnt, youd have no hair
Reason for writing:
this poem is based on advertisement for crisco whereby it was advertised crisco is shortening. it is a pun on that advertisement. a cooking type of [shortening as compared to something that actually shortens an object]
Birth sign: Aquarius
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