it may seem like im rambling but i bet you a hundred you cant refrain from gambling now if you agree to this wager youd be a lot less sager your guaranteed to lose i bet you fifty you wouldnt give me a hundred if you agreed to this wager youd be a lot less sager you wouldnt be so nifty again you have blundered i bet you a hundred i can tell you the score of any game before it begins[0-0] if you agree to this wager youd be a lot less sager you wouldnt be so nifty again you have blundered theres a moral to this poem and im not rambling is be very careful when you start gambling
Reason for writing:
i have created gag bets which i have used in my stand up routines many years ago but this is the first time i put it into poetry. each one of these bets is guaranteed to make the recipient of the bet a loser. just analyse each one carefully and you will see what i mean
Birth sign: Aquarius
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