CHRISTENED BY WHISKEY When I was just a little child, I was always sort of wild, and no one seemed to know just why ! But, the reason for all of this, and the reason for my bliss, When I was just a baby, I got high ! Now there was a certain lad, He was always "sort of" bad, and he grew up to have quite a "name." But, it all started when, He mixed some whiskey with some Gin, and into my baptismal waters, here it came ! Well, no one knew the reason, that he performed this act of treason, But, today, it still affects my mind ! For while my head was turned to the south, They dropped this whiskey into my mouth, and it was then and there that I began to unwind ! Well, I've raised "Hell" ever since, like I've never had any sense, and I owe this little "bastard" all my glee, For that is when it all got started, I knew that when I first farted, Because I am a "stinker," don't you see? Cletus Hardiman (copyrighted 2000) All rights reserved
Reason for writing:
Inspiration? None really. A friend, another writer, in Texas, sent me the "title only"...and said to see what I could do with it...this is the result...Now for you that have never read my work, I am " BURIED " here on Cyberpages. Just click on search by Keyword, and enter Cletus Hardiman as your keyword, and you will find quite a collection to read....also look for me on the Zone at:
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Birth sign: Sagittarius
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