reasons i don't date anymore

by La Cuba - Aquarius

I don't date
cause guys are stupid
at least the ones i pick
like T

T is a fugitive, 
he looks like Jacob Vargas
from the movie next friday
he's was so sweet to me
during the first 15 minutes of the date
then he got real stupid
and so did i
and i did some shit that i 
would be ashmed of if my mother found out

Emilio was always high
i think
or he had alergias
maybe he couldn't handle pollen
what a pendejo
he let me get drunk
and dry humped me
good thing i ended up 
puking all over his bed

Carlos got locked up
after our first date
he was selling 
stolen cell phones or something

Mike cried twice in one date
during a moive
but i didn't mind
except we were watching Scary Movie
i think he was drunk

now maybe these guys are pendejos
but maybe i'm a pendeja for letting losers take me out
serio
cause i never seem to meet normal guys
maybe i need to go to another college
thank god i'm transfering to 
San Francisco

Reason for writing:

    it's basically why i ended my dating career, i know, i know... it doesn't rhyme. or flow, but neither did my dating life.    

Birth sign: Aquarius
Date created: 2001-01-02 21:02:10
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:18
Poem ID: 59357

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