I Wish I Were (funny poem)

by Des - Virgo

I wish I were a taxidermist,
 For I'd rip your fucking face off,
 Because I despise you intensely,
 I guess you're head, I'll have to stuff,
 How great it would be… to see,
 Your forehead mounted upon my wall,
 With your tongue draping out your mouth,
 Like a rabid raccoon…
 I'd use you as my spiteful target,
 Rapidly throwing darts
 At those beady, little deceased eyes,
 If I were a taxidermist
 At least you couldn't speak.

Birth sign: Virgo
Date created: 2001-01-06 23:08:18
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:19
Poem ID: 59453

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