Foiled plans 1 (really funny)

by Justin Ingram - Aries

Foiled plans  VOL.1 
this writing is solely intended to piss you off highly, this really is
supposed to make you laugh......take it as a JOKE, u wanting to write this,
remember? HAVE you gone stupid,? Yeah.... no one cares what you think, so go
cry me a river, THIS IS A JOKE, a joke, none of this is real....all fiction,
don’t mean any of this, except maybe Jim, cause him is really on crack, and
needs mental therapy, hope it makes u laugh. 


My rhyming skills got Jim climbing hills, 
beat his ass with a hockey stick, then CHILL, 
foiled plans, 
left him not standing, 
told his girl friend, 
Jim is gay, 
on everyday that ends with Y, 
called her and told, 
then go kick his ass while being on hold, 
STOLE HIS Mcdonalds hat, 
hit him with a BAT, 
my pen and paper caused a chain reaction, 
I’m trying to get your brain relaxing, 
I’m representing the 1-734, 
he’s a ugly whore, 
he is waiting for more, 
I foiled his plans, 
intimidator, stimulator, simulator, updator, eliminator, 
mentally insane, 
hitting his head open t o light his brain, 
on fire, 
he’s a liar, 
his hair is still on fire, 
now you wrestle, 
don’t hurt me, 
you might make me break a blood vessel, 
his head is not level, 
still in trouble, 
I will hit him, 
then cut off his right nipple, 
tell YOUR brother, 
to stop buggin, 
or I WILL MAKE HIM EAT MY CAT!!!!!!!!, 
then strap him down, 
and smear a warm apple pie, 
in his EYE, 
I foiled his plans too, 
fuck around with you and me, 
he will end up in a bleed 
still Jim needs VIAGRA, 
HAHA, 
look at me, I will take a pee on , 
you, 
then put glue, 
in your eye, 
so you cry, 
and maybe die, 
then lie and try to spy, 
isn’t that all one BIG LIE!!!

You know i love you...(women) no offense to any one..seroiusly

Reason for writing:

    stupid stuff....no reason...

let me know if you...want another one...#2? hehe    

Birth sign: Aries
Date created: 2001-01-12 19:12:54
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:22
Poem ID: 59583

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