murphy fuckups

by Antwan Fields - Aries

drop a plate and watch it shatter
throw spaghetti against the wall and watch it splatter
applause as your timing is just off
you've just been scammed
you thought itd be right, but you were wrong
as your fear heightens like that of king kong
you were a little bit off in timing, and surprise! 
you've just fucked up, murphy style
your hair is falling out, but not because of old age
this is because you fucked up
ripped to shreds by an acid tongue
and your sense of humor just went to hell
now answer the bell
a relationship that ends by cheating
has just been murphy-fucked
and you LOSE
so youre fucked
a crazed stalker has just been whispered to by mr.murphy
and fucks up
you've walked into a maze
now try and find a way out
a racist who is in a black-dominated neighborhood
has fucked up
and a kid's shooter leans over him to shoot him in the face
has just been unfairly fucked by mr.murphy.
(ding)
Birth sign: Aries
Date created: 2001-02-01 16:09:26
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:29
Poem ID: 59978

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