He drags me to bars for competition, believes girls are only interested (in what leads to reproduction) when they see an already taken man, so I pretend he's my honey, and his scheme works. We made a pact years ago while being intoxicated that we'd wed if we weren't already by twenty eight, he's my best friend so I'd never date him, but we certainly can be convincing when in public He nailed the chick When I said in a serious drunken tone "Hey bitch, he's my husband to be."
Reason for writing:
Kyle and his deceptive tactics that I find much humor in!
All men have some form of strategy to obtaining a hook-up!
His quote is "take a beautiful woman to the bar,
and you'll bring another one home willing to put-out!" hahaha!!
Birth sign: Virgo
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