My name is L dawg I don’t like fog Don’t hog da ball Or u will fall Ya’ll don’t understand How to play in a band Or land in a dam When u get in a jam U betta call your fam Or superman they’ll get you threw Don’t act like a jew They have very few don’t have enough to chew but jews don’t help b/c they’re a chump maybe not all but a clump with a couple of lumps and bumps on their heads but it’s all about the love in da beds or just the bread we eat I don’t have big feet B/c then I’d be beat With big feet o shit Don’t’ have a fit B/c I thew out the kit There was only a bit And I lit it on fire Don’t u call me a liar I’m a buyer Who just got hired 4 beign a good liar which u taught me to be and I got the key to the car u bought lee which is me for a small fee which I had to pay for 20 day but then the car went in the bay b/c u can’t drive when u lay down to go to sleep and I didn’t make a peep but I did get beeped by my deep boy he’s kinda a toy his name is troy he kinda annoys me to death but I still like his friend beth even though she does meth seth is a hotty with a nice body and my shirt is dotty I got shotty in his car We didn’t get far We got to the bar down the road There was a load Or people in the road so I gave em a code To get outta our way Do be acting gay It’s not da month of may I go to chez And horses eat hay All day long I just bought a bong A bong and a lighter And I think I might fight her Or bite her lolly sucker B/c she’s a mother fucker Scrotum licker Butt picker Cock sucker wannabe And my name is lee I go down the shore I’m not a whore I’m kinda a bore B/c I want more ass From those hot kidsBirth sign: Capricorn
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