Uh uh uh uh yeah yeah HERE I goooooooooooooooo! I’m sitting here writing you a note And I didn’t screw a goat But I did float on air Without a care And I wasn’t all bare but I did have a cut On my toe It was kinda low So I asked mommy 4 a band aid The next thing I knew I got laid Laid off that is And it ain’t none of your biz Why So you don’t have to cry Maybe I’ll buy u sum ice-cream I know it’s your dream To live on a shrimp boat With a goat Milk and cheese I have 2 knees O wait I have 3 My name is lee I have to pee But I’ll 4get in a while I once wrestled a crocodile Naa I’m lying 2 u You are sucha fool Who fell in love with me Did I already tell you’re my name’s lee? Aka l dawg Who likes the fog B/c it will snow You big fat hoe Who stole my boy friend That’s the next time I’ll lend You my shirt I threw you in the dirt And beat the hell outta you U fucking Jew O damn I just busted on myself Not in that way you elf From blink182 I like this kid Lou He only has one ball B/c of a fall Actually no But it was from base ball yo I don’t do any sports But I do wear shorts Sumtimes when I go swimming And I’ll be dimming The lights 4 dinner I think ITS getting smaller That ain’t good We from da hood Brr it’s cold I hate mold Moldy cum That’s kinda dumb I need 2 get it hot in here And drink some beer Naa beers nasty But I am a little gassy From the sprite I drank It filled up my tank And I’m ready to blow It goes kinda slow And it smells 2 But it’s coo B/c it cheers you up Just like a pup Who just had a treat From being beat We r best friends 4 ever We r clever Ones Who don’t have the guns In this fight But we do bite And are together In all types of weather And tommy watches clean porn Ever since he was born And so has mike But he’s an asshole and a dyke With an ugly bike But he thinks your hott Just like a pot Of boiling water I have a daughter B/c I got knocked up B/c I have a cup If weed That I need 2 smoke b/c I’m down with dope you ain’t the pope b/c I say so ho! Ho is what Santa clause says He gives me Pez 4 x-mas and new years I’m like a I beer queer But I don’t ever drink or smoke B/c I’m not down with dope I’m so cool though I don’t have no dough B/c I am broke And I’ll choke Someone 4 chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream B/c I feen 4 it I have no tit I am flat I can say that This raps long I have a bong But it went over board Oh dear lord It was 30 bucks I accidentally killed a duck CLUCK Fuck you But you know what I wanna do? End this long ass rap Aiight Pap? It’s fucking a lot of pages I don’t USUALLY charge wages I wanna end this rap But it’s phat That really didn’t rhyme Do u like wine? It’s cold as balls I have padded walls J/k but that would be awesome I don’t like Dawson I do like Pacey and Casey It’s all cool They make me drool O dear lord I don’t’ have a ford I gotta Cadi I’m a little fatty Everywhere and my tummy I used to have a bunny His name was peter Rabbit He had a habit Of getting the other one pregnant (no rhyme 4 that one) then I think It died I think I cried I was about 4 I am pretty sure I’ll be visiting you soon But if not deff in June I think I’m ending this letter with a bang I do have a big Wang That’s getting smaller as I speak I am a geek Well I love you Don’t 4 get that fool Peace peace In the middle east Rain in Spain I’m sure you’ll gain weight you skinny bitch! I luv ya again I have an ich Okay better see you in diff weather I’m out now Don’t have a cow Call me soon Not with a spoon With a telly We luv Nelly Write back as soon as possible (no rhyme) but I love ya and miss ya 2 love always your best friend the Jew her I’m still rhyming I’m not whining I’ll talk to you later So peace gater I love you Jew Lee lee don’t ever call me dat Or I’ll hit you with a batBirth sign: Capricorn
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