Sometimes I wish I was a woman So I could hug little kids With nothing but caring and love And people wouldn't accuse me of being a frikkin perv Sometimes I wish I was a woman So I could tell girls they look absolutely beautiful Expecting nothing but a smile in return And they wouldn't think I was just trying to FUCK 'em. Sometimes I wish I was a woman So I could know what it is like to create life inside me But the part about shitting a watermelon in the end Kinda scares me... Sometimes I wish I was a woman But I'd have to be a lesbian Cuz I don't feel any attraction to dudes. Sometimes I wish I was a woman But then again They put up with a lot of shit just cuz they're chicks So that kinda sucks, too. Actually, other than the first two things I'm pretty damn glad I'm a man Cuz guys really do have a lot more freedom To move In and around the world Or really early in the morning or late at night Without fear But it frikkin breaks my heart That women have to be scared of these things.Birth sign: Aries
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