After a long night out at the bars We decided to get a bite to eat, We went to Carmella's in a drunken stupor Found a table and plopped down in a seat, At the opposite side of the room We noticed five cops staring in our direction, Paranoid as hell, we tried to remain obscure Attempting to look innocent with perfection, Well it was so ovious so I went to plan B, So I could scramble my way out of the web we created, I approached them and said, "Officers, can you tell me about the topless law" So the one replied, Yes you can go topless as long as you…. And I waited, Waited for him to tell me all the useless Information that I already knew, while the girls hustled out the back door quietly, I finished up the conversation and said "thank you!" I hustled out immediately hopped in my overloaded car full of giggles, and started that baby up pronto, we zoomed out of the parking lot, but before I could turn right I saw in my rear view mirror a spinning red glow, So while I was pulling over I yelled "off with the shirts girls, Time for plan C, if we're gonna trick these cops" Instantaneously we got off (and I'm sure he did too) When we flashed our tops!
Reason for writing:
I'm sure you'd try to get out of tickets if you could too! :)
Birth sign: Virgo
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