So you want to be a poet, huh? Well here is what you'll need Enough depression To even make Barney cry. An attitude like no other Cause I don't want to hear your whining As much empathy as it takes So you don't care about the human race No expectations of being famous Since we're only appreciated After we're deceist. A rhyming book Because that's what really makes Poetry great. A lesbian affair here and there You want to keep the men interested Some suicide attempts Or atleast a couple of thoughts That's how you know you're really deep. So this is what you really need To be a poet, HA!
Reason for writing:
Yes, I know this is a crappy poem, but hey, I just had to get all of this sarcasm out of me. :)
Birth sign: Gemini
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