I'll paint myself in Tiger Stripes Just so I'm not like you I'll move to China So I'll never have to see your face again I wish I could pack you in a box and Mail you to Abu Dhabi Too bad it's not as easy as it looks on Garfield I'll ask out the geeky kid in science class just because you like him I'll Make fun of Syria Only cause that's where you come from I'll make sure every teacher and student in the whole stinking school knows about all the crap you say about our country, Australia Just too see you suffer the abuse I'll tell you there's nothing on your face after lunch even though there's poppy seeds between your teeth and a hunk of peanut butter on your lip I'll Write you a love letter and stick it in your locker just so I can see your face when everyone laughs at you when I tell you it was me I'll rig your pens, so the ink sticks Just to see you annoyed I'll sing that song under my breath even though you told me not to I'll pretend to be your best friend Until Home Economics, where I'll stand you up for Alicia and you'll be stuck with your Arch Nemisis for the rest of the Semester If I had to pick between sticking my head up a Rhino's butt and being with you for a year I'd pick the Rhino's butt anyday At least it will smell better than you and have alot more class If I had to pick between being tied to a wall and being forced to watch Rugrat's repeats And being with you for a month I'd pick the Rugbrats anyday At least they have a personality And they seem to grow up quicker than you ever will and they'll be babies for the rest of their sick, sorry animated series Hey, If I had the choice I'd do all of these things I'd paint myself in Tiger Stripes....
Reason for writing:
Gawd Renee, why do you have to be such a loo-ser
Birth sign: Sagittarius
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