I'll Paint Myself In Tiger Stripes

by Angelica - Sagittarius

I'll paint myself in Tiger Stripes
Just so I'm not like you
I'll move to China
So I'll never have to see your face again
I wish I could pack you in a box
and Mail you to Abu Dhabi
Too bad it's not as easy as it looks on Garfield

I'll ask out the geeky kid in science class
just because you like him
I'll Make fun of Syria
Only cause that's where you come from
I'll make sure every teacher and student in the whole stinking school
knows about all the crap you say about our country, Australia
Just too see you suffer the abuse

I'll tell you there's nothing on your face after lunch
even though there's poppy seeds between your teeth and a hunk of peanut butter on your lip
I'll Write you a love letter
and stick it in your locker
just so I can see your face when everyone laughs at you when I tell you it was me

I'll rig your pens, so the ink sticks
Just to see you annoyed
I'll sing that song under my breath
even though you told me not to
I'll pretend to be your best friend
Until Home Economics, where I'll stand you up for Alicia
and you'll be stuck with your Arch Nemisis for the rest of the Semester

If I had to pick 
between sticking my head up a Rhino's butt
and being with you for a year
I'd pick the Rhino's butt anyday
At least it will smell better than you
and have alot more class

If I had to pick
between being tied to a wall and being forced to watch Rugrat's repeats
And being with you for a month
I'd pick the Rugbrats anyday
At least they have a personality
And they seem to grow up quicker than you ever will
and they'll be babies for the rest of their sick, sorry animated series

Hey, If I had the choice I'd do all of these things
I'd paint myself in Tiger Stripes....

Reason for writing:

    Gawd Renee, why do you have to be such a loo-ser    

Birth sign: Sagittarius
Date created: 2001-02-18 04:02:17
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:37
Poem ID: 60449

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