Where to start? How about dropping the Bic Mac and picking up a carrott once in awhile? Crying and whinning because you just can't do anything about those 60 extra pounds...how about trying for once, you over grown cows. the only reason you ever get dates or get married for that matter is either a bet, they're getting paid, or they feel sorry for your enormous ass. Do you really think they would take a size 20 over a 2? Come on, now do you really think some guy would really want to fuck you more than me? they would either get crushed underneath of you, or wouldn't be able to maneuver around you. Maybe even get things caught in all of your rolls. You can't tell me your better lovers either. What turns a guy on is a thin, trim body, with firm cheeks (not the one in the face), and nice perky B's. And you know why none of you will post any comments about this poem? because every single one of you will agree, but don't have the balls to say it.Birth sign: Leo
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