Bath

by bertie-bug box - Cancer

Bath, what's the big deal with pubic hair?
You pluck it slyly then leave it there;
Hanging out amongst low-life dregs:
Daddy long - amputated - legs!
Your plug-hole tends to be the pit,
Round which they mainly choose to sit;
Getting drunk on the leaking tap;
Lying round having dirty chats.
Sometimes I catch them climbing up
Your white sides that were bleached and scrubbed;
There's always one that's reached the top:
- Lies on the floor in puddled flop!
When bathtime comes you're most unfit,
Posing like some white-washed armpit!
They make you look so dirty, daft:
Sometimes its YOU who needs a bath!
So give us both a break, y'oughtta;
Tell your dirty, steamy water:
To drag them with it, to the sea,
And you'll be clean, see? just like me!

Reason for writing:

    The Bath    

Birth sign: Cancer
Date created: 2001-03-02 06:29:00
Last updated: 2021-03-03 14:43:42
Poem ID: 60701

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