Bath, what's the big deal with pubic hair? You pluck it slyly then leave it there; Hanging out amongst low-life dregs: Daddy long - amputated - legs! Your plug-hole tends to be the pit, Round which they mainly choose to sit; Getting drunk on the leaking tap; Lying round having dirty chats. Sometimes I catch them climbing up Your white sides that were bleached and scrubbed; There's always one that's reached the top: - Lies on the floor in puddled flop! When bathtime comes you're most unfit, Posing like some white-washed armpit! They make you look so dirty, daft: Sometimes its YOU who needs a bath! So give us both a break, y'oughtta; Tell your dirty, steamy water: To drag them with it, to the sea, And you'll be clean, see? just like me!
Reason for writing:
The Bath
Birth sign: Cancer
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