you never said that you were that small

by Chritty - Aries

Little penis that is what I saw
the night you said it was time for us to fall
in love and to express the way we feel about each other
but damn baby your awful small
dont get me wrong i like your style 
and that big teethy smile
your treat me sweet and tender
and when you kiss me my knees buckle and I have to surrender
We had been dating for nine months and we both agreed that it was time 
to be more intimate and you wanted to please me just right
you said every man has a different love making way
And I was going to like how you make me feel
but before we started you were already finished
ugh whats that all about I dont get it
You were on top pounding away and i couldnt help but laugh
cause i was still waiting for us to start
two minutes later you were done
Im like um
I dont think so
why are you all out of breath
I think i need a manicure I noticed it when you were screaming out my name
and oh yea my name is Christien and not Sam
You do know who I am
Sorry for laughing when you were saying who's your daddy
I couldnt resist you sounded so funny in between grunts and moans
My eyes kind of sort of roamed
Did you know that your ceiling needs new paint
I dont wanna make a big deal out of it cause it really aint
 I didnt feel anything not at all
you said you werent very big
but damn baby I didnt know that you were that small
lot of moaning and screaming aloud
but it was coming from my mouth
That little spider on your light fixture kept me occupied for the whole two minutes
Maybe I should have hinted
that i wasnt feeling anything
It seems like your finished 
and Im still waiting for you to start
I really dont want to give you oral sex
It be like sucking on my thumb
hey dont be upset and dont be bummed
Im just afraid you might stick it up my nose
you know that would be the perfect fit
that could be kinda gross
Maybe if I used a magnifying glass I could see
why you call him pedro the giant king bee
You say your a good lover the best infact
I’m not pretending and I’m not going to act
like I like it cause I feel nothing but your sweaty body on mine
Im not going to fake thats not my style
your a great guy 
really you are
you can do alot of things 
but sex is not one them
I’m not trying to laugh but you shouldnt brag
about being such a ladies man and the town mack
cause if all the girls saw what i saw
they would just say damn baby i didnt know you were that small

Reason for writing:

    no disrespect to the guys out there with the small dicks...we understand how hard it is for ya..but mad props cause you guys are so sweet and you can wait forever for sex...lots of love to my small sausage boys :):)    

Birth sign: Aries
Date created: 2001-03-03 20:45:22
Last updated: 2021-04-14 17:18:12
Poem ID: 60734

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